Wednesday, December 30, 2009

New YEAR'S Resolutions:

1. No more Swearing in my head OR out loud.
2. No more smoking.
3. No more Chewing (tobacco........gum is OK).
4. No more Riotous living.

So far that is what is on my list. Looks like I have an uphill battle. What is on your list?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Merry Christmas!!


Happy, happy, Christmas that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall the old man to his pleasures of youth, and transport the traveller back to his fireside and quiet home.
-Charles Dickens

Monday, December 21, 2009

Yesterday at church Taylor faked a "bathroom emergency" I could see the distress on his face that it was real. Being the kind, thoughtful, mother that I am, I allowed him to leave the meeting to go use the restroom. It was about a minute later that the primary children were called onto the stage to sing. I hate it when your own child out smarts you. Although I have to admit that they way he pulled it off was sheer genius.

Sunday, December 13, 2009


This morning the soft snow is clinging to the fence posts, dripping from the branches of trees and has covered all the imperfections that comes with an unfinished yard. I am trying to remember where I saw that lone soccer ball, that now will be recovered in the spring. It is beautiful. The beauty of Eden in June, can only be outdone by the beauty of Eden when it is covered in a fresh, billowy blanket of newly fallen snow. Outside the windows, a magical land of white unfolds and small snowflakes are dropping from the low lying clouds. Soon there will be snow clothes that will need to be gathered. Hats and mittens will be fought over, and socks will not matter in the rush of four boys getting out to frolic in the morning snow. And that will all be wonderful................but, for now.........just for now.....as I lie here looking out the window all there is...........is Peace. And the evidence that God is real.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

My Treasures


For where..............

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your heart...............

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be also.

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*pictures taken by Carly

Thursday, December 3, 2009

B BAY

I have been clearing out my garage.......cleaning out my basement......for none other than the sale of the Year!!! This Saturday, at bay "B".......I am participating in a giant consignment sale. I will be selling off a lot of my home decor items that I use for my home staging. I have been at Bbay (that is what I call it) "FOOFING" all afternoon. Lots of name brand home goods at killer prices. And lots of gently recycled furniture. I am Recycling the love!!! I am also going to be selling off a lot of great jewelry. Hot chocolate for the kids, a Christmas tree lighting and Santa will all be there at OLD town EDEN square. Hope to see you there.....even those who live out of state...that is not a probable excuse for not showing up................ha!ha! just kidding!

The store opens at 4:00 PM, but if you want to come early, I will be there earlier. It closes at 9:00.

B bay is located behind Carlos and Harley's, in the middle suit labeled "B." If you need directions leave a comment and I will send you some.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

CODE RED

Late Sunday night my mom brought the kids over some chocolate advent calendars for the countdown to Christmas. At approximately 7:00 am the following morning this is what Tanner's advent calendar looked like.


Not a speck of chocolate left. Every door was opened and every little chocolate devoured in the early hours while the rest of his family was asleep. Since then all advent calendars in our home have been under a constant threat of attack. We are CODE RED over here people, I repeat........ CODE RED. Tonight, as I was getting ready for sleep, I heard Tanner screaming for help in the kitchen.....KITCHEN? I thought he was in his room. I ran to the kitchen and found a chocolate faced Nanner dangling from the top of the fridge. Needless to say, a much distraught Taylor lost a chocolate sled, a chocolate drum......and I believe a chocolate house. Like I said......CODE RED people. CODE RED.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Family pics 2009

We found a road that led to nowhere.........

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And then a couch.


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And we put the couch...........


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In the road.

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And then we put children..........

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On the couch........


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that we had to move.......

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because of a truck that was driving down the road......

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that led to nowhere.

The moral of the story is......if you put a couch in the middle of a road, that leads to nowhere, soon a truck will find a reason to drive to nowhere.


Here is a snippet of our family pictures of 2009. Carly....the genius that she is.............took them and I have to say.............she did a wonderful job. I will show you the rest tomorrow....the ones of the barn and the truck.......that happened to not be in the middle of the road.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

A boat and a Horse


John Carver was was born in Nottingham shire, England where Carver was a wealthy London merchant. In 1607 or 1608 he left England and went to Leiden, Netherlands because of religious persecution. In 1617 he became the agent for the Pilgrims in securing a charter and financial support for the establishment of a colony in America. He chartered, a then unknown ship, called the Mayflower and sailed his name in to the analogues of history, along with the other 101 passengers. As govenor of the Mayflower, John Carver was one of the most beloved leaders to brave the unknown world. He set sail from Plymouth, England, in September 1620, signed the Mayflower Compact in November and on that same day was elected to a one-year term as governor. John Carver died in the spring of 1621 from sunstroke-William Bradford was his successor. After his death, the loved leader of the band of "Saints" and "Strangers" (that would later become known as the the Pilgrims) was sorely missed. To pay tribute and Honor to his name and his legacy, John Carver's name was included, and always appears at the head of the roster, on all legal documents, pertaining to the founders of the Plymouth Colony. But his story doesn't end there.
Years later, his great, great, great grandson, would embark on another journey this time across land and head west across the American wilderness. It would be a land now known as America, a nation far larger than that colony that John Carver saw in 1620. His great, great, great, grandson would stop many times. Until one day he would ride his horse up a canyon, where he would settle and homestead a little known valley. A valley that was so beautiful, that he had to name it Eden, in honor of the garden of Eden. But, his story doesn't end there.
Many years later his, great, great, great, granddaughter would live in that place called Eden, that resides in that nation called America. And in her little home in Eden she would tell her sons stories about their ancestors. She would tell of the boat and the horse and many of the details and people in between. She would tell how the spirit of adventure is bred in their blood and how their fore fathers were men of virtue and honor. But, the story doesn't end there......it continues, in a circle of gratitude and thanksgiving for all of those who have gone before and for all of those who will come behind. In that spirit I suppose the story will always continue....................Happy Thanksgiving!


Sunday, November 22, 2009

2009 MLS CHAMPS


REEEEEE-AAAAAAAAL.......
REEE-AAL...Real.....REEEEEEAAAAL, REAL, REAL!!!!

I love when the underdog wins.

Friday, November 20, 2009

The Greatest Adventure

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Hiked to the top of Half Dome and looked over the edge. Walked through the towering red woods. Rafted down the American, Selway, Salmon and Snake rivers. Camped at the base of the Tetons. Slept in a, scorpion infested cabin, in a rain forest in Costa Rica. Stood at the base of a volcano. Surfed in the warm waters of the pacific. Dipped my toes in the freezing water of the Atlantic. Slept in a tent covered in snow. Slept out in the desert on a night covered in stars. Hung off a cliff, rock climbing, in the Wind Rivers. Played soccer on the beach, (to a crowd of howler monkeys), in Central America. Boogie Boarded with a turtles off the crashing shores of Hawaii and slept with bears in that one campground in California (you slept…..I didn’t). Skied the corduroy velvet snow of Sun Valley and snow shoed in the shadow of the Grand. Stood underneath the towering arches of Zion’s. Swam through the lava pools of Kauai. Viewed the majestic mountains of Glacier, the beauty of Hood River Gorge and experienced the charm of San Francisco. Watched the tide roll out over Half Moon Bay. Watched the tide roll in over the North Shore……(and the road as I recall). Gave birth to one boy………..And then another……and then another……and then another. We have done a lot of living in our twelve years…………….… what an adventure it all has been.
Happy Anniversary, Sweets.



Picture taken by the famous Carly @ Chucklesandgrins.blogspot.com I can't wait to show you the rest of them.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

A Proud Mothering Moment?

Carver has a biography to write for his fifth grade class. You could choose anyone in the world. You have to read a book about that person, write a report, dress up and then present to the class what you learned. Who did my child choose?...........................Winston Churchill? Nope. George Washington? Nope. Thomas Edison? Nope. Bill Gates........Nope. Mother Teresa? nope! Oh, no, no not my child, instead he chooses.......drumroll..............Elvis! I love that of all the people in history of the world he chooses the guy who overdoses from drugs while on the toilet. Classic.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Zach and His Bling.

Zach wore this stylin' accessory to school today. He couldn't understand why Carver wouldn't want to wear it (it is a plastic necklace from Carver' Elvis costume).

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He said the girls in his class told that he looked rich. He is planning on wearing it more often to school. I wish I could get that much confidence from a plastic necklace.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tanner got out the puzzles this morning after I told him not to. I said to him, " Nanner don't get out the puzzles I don't want to have to clean them up!!"
He quickly chided back, "I don't like your attitude mom!"
"Excuse, me?" I said, "You don't like my attitude?" I asked him questioningly
"Yes, I don't like your attitude MOM!"
I wanted to ask him where he learned that phrase, but he sent me to time out so I didn't get a chance.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES


Our elementary has seen it's share of the swine flu this year. We haven't gotten it in the Booth Household thanks to a number of factors namely....

Our daily, "swine flu" lecture that the boys get as they leave for school. It is quite simple..........it goes like this......"Do not touch anything!!" Another factor in our defense against the swine is bottles of hand sanitizers attached to caribeeners that attach to their backpacks. (side note: bottles of hand sanitizers hanging from your backpack that hit your legs when you walk.....does nothing for the cool factor.) And finally, before tonight I strongly believed that my obedient children were also a key factor in helping our home evade the flu. I thought they were listening soo carefully when I would say, "Don't touch anything. But, in case you do every ten minutes use that hand sanitizer. Don't come home until your hands are all dried out and cracked. If it cracks and bleeds from over using the hand sanitizer you will get a special treat!!

Well............life comes at you fast. We had Parent Teacher Conferences at the elementary school tonight. As we entered the petri dish/building I gave my boys the usual "Swine Flu Lecture" of ............"DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!" I said it in my stern voice along with my serious eyes to add some drama to the importance of my message. It took about two minutes into Zach's PT conference before he started to rub the top of the kindergarten table with the palm of his hands. I am pretty sure he touched every inch of that table top........all I could think was............"if I was a swine flu germ this table would be a great place to hang out!" In the essence of time I won't mention how many germ infested toys Tanno manhandled during the fifteen minutes spent in the kindergarten room. (by the way Zach passed with flying colors in his PT conference, but I give him an F in his listening skills and recollection of SWINE FLU Etiquette). We headed over to Carver's classroom next. During the presentation of his schoolwork Taylor thought that it would be fun to walk around all the desks and touch the top of each one. I was about to give him my serious eyes and say in my serious voice,"TAYLOR.....remember what we talked about, but right then I noticed Nanner was licking the turtle aquarium in the corner of the classroom. A conflict began to rage in my head: IN my sweet voice......."honey dear.......uh please stop licking the turtles home......they don't need to see what your tongue looks like sweetie." that was quickly drowned out by my Swear in my Head voice, "TANNER JAMES BOOTH IF YOU DON"T GET YOUR TONGUE OFF OF THE TURTLES HOUSE I AM GOING TO BEAT THE BLEEP BLEEP OUT OF YOU!" That is when I turned to Carver's teacher and said, in my cute voice, "Oh how fun to have turtles in your class! What Joy!" But, that was just a cover so she couldn't hear the swearing.

We proceed onto Taylor's classroom where every desk was touched, every surface licked and every germ was invited to a party at our house. In my haste to exit the premises, I left somewhere in that school all my children's folders and school work. Thus if you happen to be at the school and see it, pick it up, but please don't' drop it off, as to the fact that we are planning on having the swine flu this weekend.

Monday, November 9, 2009

WISH

I wish my home could magically clean itself.

Monday, November 2, 2009

THE RUNDOWN

Pictures from the school Halloween Parade:

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Dragon Nanner

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I had to post pictures of the day before, because I failed to take my camera trick-or-treating........I didn't want them to lose their focus. Thus instead I have provided some thoughts and insight into our night. Here it is:


The Halloween Night Breakdown:
15 large candy bars.
Loads of snack size candy bars
1 trunk or treat we refused to go to.
1 toothbrush
1 slinky
2 root beers
2 homemade doughnuts
2 large blisters on Nanner's heels from running around in a dragon costume.
7 houses who had their lights on, pumpkins lit and didn't answer the door.
7 valuable minutes wasted.
7 houses now on our "TO DO" toilet papering list.
7 sugar induced hangovers.
1 incredible night of laughing, running, and merriment.

Commentary:
1. Here is the deal. Trunk or treats are lame. Really, it is not about kids safety, it is about lazy people. I refuse to support trunk or treats. I have been to one and I never need to go to another one. What is fun about walking in a circle and having people give you a tootsie roll out of their trunk?
2. The harder you run, the more candy you get. One little boy in our group asked (after the first couple of houses),"Why do we have to run?" The response: "We run for the rush. Thrill of that large candy bar hitting the bottom of your sack. We run, because we can! And because if you walk..........you are not invited back next year. Walking is not an option on this candy train." (It was his first time coming with us, so I gave him a little slack) I am proud to report by the end of the night he was jumping out of the car before it even came to a complete stop.
3. Maintain the Pain. This is for Sam. Sam twisted his knee on the third house. Sam is an exceptional Basketball player, but he put his prestigious career on the sideline and risked it all by continuing to trick-or-treat. I am proud to report he sucked it up and trick-or-treated through the pain. His example of sacrifice and determination will stand as a beacon for others to follow.
4. If you are not going to answer the door and pass out candy on Halloween night..............Please deflate the blow up ghost and turn off the pumpkin lights on the porch. And don't try to hide, we can see your silhouette through the window.
5. For all of those who passed out candy, boycotted the trunk-or-treat and fulfilled our Hallows Eve dreams........you rock!!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Nanner and the can of spray paint

Nanner found the can of spray paint in the basement.

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Of course like every smart child he decided to try it out on his face, to make sure the color was right for the wall. Life with Nanner.......it is very messy at times.

Friday, October 30, 2009

It's Halloween


Tonight is the night
When dead leaves fly
Like witches on switches
Across the sky,
When elf and sprite
Flit through the night
On a moony sheen.
Tonight is the night
When leaves make a sound
Like a gnome in his home
Under the ground,
When spooks and trolls
Creep out of holes
Mossy and green.
Tonight is the night
When pumpkins stare
Through sheaves and leaves everywhere,
When ghouls and ghost and goblin host
Dance round their queen.
It's Halloween.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

THe PRE-GAME Warm-up

Final Costume selection................Check!
Trick-or-treating bags located............Check!
Running shoes, hats, jackets and gloves (ready in case of weather)............... CHECK!!
Pep talk for Booth Boys recited and practiced in front of the mirror...............CHECK!!
Assault on the local neighborhood.............about to begin!!!

We are gearing up for the thrill of the hunt. We will leave no candy bar left in adult hands. We will hunt it down, sniff it out until it is ours........ all ours. The time has come to put those years of training on the line. This is real. The one with the most candy wins. Are you up for it? You have 48 hours to get ready....then it is GAME ON!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

SHoW & TeLL

Zachary's SHOW: A trophy won by Carv & Tay's soccer team.


AND Zachary's TELL: When the teacher asked how he won the trophy, Zach replied,"I won this by giving my dad a bag of Cheetos."

Monday, October 19, 2009

Just for Kicks

Sunday afternoon we went to the park and had a little soccer match..........

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............Just for kicks.........................

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Just because we wanted to get out....................

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Just because the day was to beautiful................

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To pass up.

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

RULES TO LIVE BY

I went running a few days ago. The day after my run the following conversation took place between a person, who I shall refer to as idiot, and myself.

Idiot: Hey, I saw you speed walking yesterday.
I think to myself, "excuse me mista.......that was called running."
Kelli: Actually, I was running not speed walking there is a difference."
Idiot: WELL, you were not running when I saw you.....you definately were speed walking.
I think to myself.......he is a bigger loser than I thought.
Kelli: Hmmmmm......no, I am pretty sure I was running the whole time.
Idiot: WELL, I must have saw you when during the time when you weren't "pretty sure"
I think to myself do you want to take this outside buddy?
Kelli: Ha, Ha. See you around....Mr. Runner Police.
I secretly flipped him off in my mind as he turned and walked away.

I feel bad for mentally flipping him off, thus I decided to come up with my own Runner's etiquette to help other's not make the same mistake our village idiot did and to save people the humiliation of being called a speed walker when they are really a runner.
RUlE numero UNO: If the person looks like they are making a concerted effort. Call it running and not speed walking. This is the polite way. For example say, "Wow, I saw you out running the other day Kelli, one minute you were there and....flash.....the next minute you were gone. Don't say, "I didn't know you were a speed walker?"
Rule #2: Look for clues to distinguish a runner from a speed walker. In running generally there is more perspiration than walking and people generally tend to move their legs a little bit faster. (Runners also tend to poop their pants more than walkers....sorry to be so graphic, but, I have seen a lot of marathons in my days). Use this as a guide to help you decide if you are dealing with a runner or a speed walker.
RUle #3: If you can't tell if they are running or walking by the clues, error on the same side you would if you were wondering if a woman is pregnant. Case in point: NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you see a baby emerging at that exact moment (best advice I could ever give). Thus, just assume the "exerciser" is a runner and not a speed walker......this will make them feel good.
RULE #4: Always, Always, Always end on a positive. Tell them they were looking good running. For example you should say, "You know what you were looking great out there just a running along the side of the road. " Don't ever say, "Hey, yeah so I saw your bum jiggling around as you were speed walking the other day. You looked like you were about to have a heart attack."
The power of an Iphone............

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it's quick working camera has amazing capabilities for future blackmailing of Booth teenage boys. Technology is great isn't it?

Monday, October 12, 2009

Ultimate Fighting


Superhero Play at our home goes like this:
Zach in a Batman suit shouts: "I have the POWER!!!" as he leaps off a chair. (I don't have the heart to tell him, that is actually He-Man's famous line). I continue to hear him chanting it for quite some time until he is joined by Tanner in a power ranger suit who sings at the top of his lungs, "Iron Man take my's hands........IRON MAN!!!" As darts across the room leaping and spinning. When he lands he does a repertoire of karate chopping and kung fu kicks (you have never seen kung fu, until you have seen Nanner do kung fu in a puffy muscle suit). Our superheros continue for quite some time adding new lines and various moves as they remember them. Their is no respecter of persons here. If you are a wearing a super hero costume, you have the right to use "other" super hero material. You get props too, if you add in fighting noises and moves. Oh and everyone gets x-ray vision. Star Wars is playing on the television and our superheros eventually get pulled in by the tractor beam on the tube. Batman/He-Man then says to Power Ranger/Iron Man, "you might get scared watching this. Are You scared?" Nanner responds, "Nope." Nanner's arms start flying wildly and Chop, chop, chop karate moves are coming out of the wood work. The high point of this part of the story is when Nanner, charges the T.V in an attempt at a round house kick meant for the screen but he falls short and gets a wood drawer instead. Zach then sternly warns, "I mean it Tanner, this show could get really, really, scary for you. It will be very scary when you see Darth Mal." Nanner responds with, "IRON MAN, TAKE MY'S HAND!" (as of date I currently am not sure what superhero gets the credit for this line........but at our house it is used often.
The following conversation then takes place between our superheros.
Zach now has added a plastic hook to his black bat suit he says,"When you see him, close your eyes -k-."
Nanner responds with a loud, "K!"
Zach in a real sweet voice says, "Darth Mal is that guy the one with the creepy face and the glowing eyes. See him?"
Nanner responds with a " Yep."
Zach wisely says, " ummm...... now is when you should close your eyes." Nanner then squints so he can still see perfectly. Zach looks at him approvingly," YEAH that is good!! Keep them closed like that and you won't get scared." A couple moments pass and I hear, "MOM, Tanner and I need our light sabers we are trying to play super heroes in here and we can't play until we find them!..............Or if you can't find them could you just bring us some guns?"

Monday, October 5, 2009

Kauai 2009

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