Saturday, October 25, 2008
Lost Keys, Sleep, & The Boogie Man
7 quirky habits about
Kelli BOoth:
Quirk #1: I have a knack for losing keys and cell phones.
Quirk #2: I am a total self talker!! I always have a running commentary in my head. This probably won't surprise some you, but I talk to myself, objects, animals, food, my dead grandma (I threw this in to keep those of you reading on your toes) frequently. Sometimes this is a fault, because it is hard to remember things like where you put the keys, if you are solving global warming in your head. Self-Talk is also frustrating when in mid conversation you have to stop and look for keys, or your phone. The worst part is when you do find your keys, you have forgotten what the two of you were talking about.
Quirk #3: I like to fall asleep w/ a pillow over my head. whether I am sleeping on my side or on my stomach (the only two ways I can sleep), I prefer a pillow. And I ALSO agree w/ Kelly #1, I don't like to breath other people's air.
Quirk #4: When I wake up from a really good dream, I try really hard to close my eyes and finish the good dream............you know the one where you landed a perfect ten in the Olympic gymnastic competition and the judges are about to award you w/..................then BAM! flash!..... there is a two year old crowding you out of your bed and he needs some milk AND your pillow (the pillow that was covering your head, the one that you neeeeed to get back to the Olympics). Well you get the picture.
Quirk #5: I have some major sleep issues. I usually wake during the night for extended periods of time, I am not sure what causes it? I read, now blog, clean, (I got my whole closet organized the other night) or get in the tub. Most of the time I am lucky enough to eventually fall back to sleep, sometimes not.
Quirk #6: Quirk #6 also goes along w/ quirk #2. Not only am a self- talker but, I am also a self-swearer. This quirk has come on late in life, but it is there none the less. I hope one day to repent and rid myself of this, but "a journey of a thousand miles begins w/ one step"(and it is hard to go far, when you can't find your keys!). Anyway, I frequently swear in my head, usually not out loud (at least not much), but if I give you a look like you are acting like a dumb A, and you are wondering if I am thinking that in my head. The look follows the thought, and you are a little late to the party. So catch up. Now please tell me where you hid my phone.
Quirk #7: I don't like to watch scary movies, even at Halloween time. I have a big enough imagination I don't need Hollywood to give me any other ideas of ways that the Boogie man can sneak into my house and take my keys..........oops did I say keys, I meant to say kids.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Meet our neighbors!!
Since we are on the subject of High schoolers, let me introduce Sherese. She is just a bundle of fun and I hear her favorite class is home Economics. If you can get her, she also is a great babysitter. I have had a hard time getting her lately she has been studying for her graduate school entrance exams. I am pretty sure she is going into fashion design or was it cosmotology??? She also told me that she is a model. 
Eden has its' own little rico-suavee. Whoever would have thought that shop glasses could be soooo mezmorizing. There is a rumor that when he is out in the sun these shop glasses adjust to the brightness, so they also work as sunglasses. The other day I saw him on this fancy boat wearing them, they are definately trend setters. And you thought all those boats on the dam were there for the tiger muskies didn't you.



The local town mistress "Potiphers wife" Always seems to entrance Joseph the local quilt maker under her spell. I think he is posing as elvis so people don't recognize him in this picture w/ her. But he can't fool me I am as sharp as a tack.

It really wouldn't be fair to introduce the neighborhood if I didn't introduce, Janey Binladen. She is well.............How do I put it nicely.........she is easily provoked, often angry and usually is shouting bleep-bleeps at everyone. Janey believes the whole neighborhood is full of infadels, and she has never forgiven her dad for shipping her here to America w/ a fake, plastic gun to carry out her mission. What was his name again??? Don't be alarmed she is really a sweet girl under that beard. 
Bob is the next neighbor I would like to introduce. Bob is great!! He really loves life. I know what you are thinking when you see this picture, BUt I think he keeps that rope handy in case he ever needs to jumprope sopontaeously, tow a car, lead a horse, rock climb or well you get the picture. Doesn't BOB just look like he has life all figured out??? I really like how his rope color coordinates w/ his tie. Rumor has it Janey Binladen picked it out. Go figure.

The couple that lives on this house on the hill. Well he is a music mogul, and she is kindof a witch.

And in every neighborhood you have a teeth specialist, Tommy runs the local dental lab(I hear he is really good at dentures). Judy specializes in skincare and in facial treatments, I've heard she is responsible for M. Jackson's skin, Tommy is also one of her best clients.

And last but not least we have Susie may and her son Jaz. She is a single mother trying to raise her son to someday be a mature, responsible, law abiding citizen who loves a good mullet.

Sunday, October 12, 2008
KELLY CLUB........a club for members only.

All kidding aside, this is a great book and Kelly Club would love any and all friends to read it with us. We have already signed two members up this morning -----Kara Dunn made the case that her name started w/ a "K", thus she was granted membership, also Larisa Harris has agreed to go by, "Karisa" Harris hence she was allowed to join and she is the newest member to join Jelly Club......oops that was a typo I meant Kelly Club.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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Marathon Man and Super Blogger Woman

Monday, October 6, 2008
MOAB, UTAH
We spent a day in Arches Nat'l Park. The Bros loved our hike, there was so much for kids to explore, and the terrain was always changing. We hiked out to Double O arch, and the bonus is along the way you get to see lanscape arch, and the now fallen wall arch (it fell about a month ago), and lots of ther amazing wonders that fill the mind with many questions and ponderings of how this brilliant world was created!
The boy in the Jazz jersey is their cousin Eli. Tanner in this picture is probably trying to figure out how to base jump off this raised fin of sandstone. Look how cool the leaves were on our drive there!! They were spectacular, this was one of many pit stops along the way.
Kayaking Causey

We loaded up the troops and headed out in search of the red salmon up causey. The bros loved riding in the kayak and tanner took a header into the water about fifty feet into the trip. We had to turn around to get him some dry clothes and a little sense, but other than that it was good to know that his life jacket really worked.
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High fashion
Now who wouldn't love to take this sweet little animal home with them?? While on our trip to jackson, the coonskin caps were a big hit with the Bros. CHad is starting to think that the oakley sunglasses that I bought in Hong Kong are not real. I keep telling him he is nuts...of course they are real, just look at the great quality...I mean who would believe that these are fakes?? Chad thinks that because they say "Oakey" on them that could be a read flag that we wasted our four dollars. I told him that is probably how you say Oakley in Hong Kongese. Although I am starting to have my doubts about the coonskin cap, I am really starting to wonder if it might be a fake. It says made in china on the tag, and it didn't come with a dust bag does that mean it is a fake. IS ANY ONE OUT THERE AN EXPERT ON COONSKIN CAPS??? If so I would love to get your opinion......and are racoons really from china?
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Look what the cat dragged in

Sunday, October 5, 2008
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