What to Wear?

Well, someone in heaven is torturing me. I have been called to help teach the youth in the Valley multiple songs and dances for a spectacular Extravaganza!!! Sooo...here is the funny part. I don't sing and I don't dance......well not sober anyway (I don't drink either). My first rehearsal to learn dance numero uno was last month. (My claim to fame in that area in life is my sister, in junior high, was the alternate cheerleader. Thus technically if somebody died she would have been a cheerleader. Also my friend Haley's sister was a cheerleader). I showed up to the extravaganza, in boots, jeans, hat, and coat. Everyone else shows up in stretchy pants and pink jump suits. They spread us out over the gym floor and sure enough as my luck would be is I am dead center. Which wouldn't be so bad but someone with a sick and twisted mind decided it would be a good idea to video the leaders doing the dance. So there I am dead center, dancing with the stars (the sparkly, perky jumpsuits) dropping f bombs in my head. Not knowing where to look because if I looked straight I was looking into the camera (that I was praying was going to say "you've just been punk'd), and if I looked to my side it would look like i didn't know what he%# I was doing (which I didn't). Tonight is round two, where I get to go learn another song and dance (which is good because I have already forgotten the first one we learned). My dilemma is this do I wear my swimsuit, with tights under it, so I look like a dancer, or do I wear my black velor jumpsuit with some tinfoil underneath to add a touch of sparkle to my moves? If it helps to make up your mind the music is spiritual pop.........the kind that can causes the gag reflux.......and I do love that swimming suit.